Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Conversation with my very religious mother

  • Me: did you know that it is a sin to where that shirt and you could go to hell?
  • Mom:
  • Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
  • Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
  • Mom: show me where it says that
  • Me: levictus 19:19
  • "'Keep my decrees.
  • “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
  • “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
  • “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
  • Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality

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burneverysecond:

nootnootmothafuckah:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

221cbakerstreet:

nopholom:

princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

Best face

still my favorite

an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels

MY TIME HAS COME

Perfect.

burneverysecond:

nootnootmothafuckah:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

221cbakerstreet:

nopholom:

princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

Best face

still my favorite

an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels

MY TIME HAS COME

Perfect.

i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

American Sex Education

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distraction:

manysidesofmyself:

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar

Sigh

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℣alenwood ➴ Home to beautiful rolling hills and light blue rivers. It is mostly covered by either woodlands or rain-forests. It’s described as a "sea of endless green, a maze of foliage with half-hidden cities growing like blooms from a flower, the home of the Bosmer is Tamriel’s garden." The main feature of Valenwood is it’s migratory trees that contain whole cities. The largest of these trees is called Falinesti, a mile tall tree that moves south during the winter.
alenwood ➴ Home to beautiful rolling hills and light blue rivers. It is mostly covered by either woodlands or rain-forests. It’s described as a "sea of endless green, a maze of foliage with half-hidden cities growing like blooms from a flower, the home of the Bosmer is Tamriel’s garden." The main feature of Valenwood is it’s migratory trees that contain whole cities. The largest of these trees is called Falinesti, a mile tall tree that moves south during the winter.

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sciencegun:

FLCL Scans

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:


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THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE!!

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

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THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE!!